faux hawks and the fights they get you in

Faux hawks are pretty Euro douchebag if you ask me. It's like the business in the front party in the back thing. You have short hair but you decide to make it do the only thing mother nature intended it not to do: all in one direction pointing up to the heavens.
On a side note since i'm talking about douchebags if you haven't seen hot chick with douchbags.com you are a fool. It is probably the funniest site on the entire w w w. Not even kidding.
Anyway, so back to the faux hawk, this is what I looked like this morning after a good nights sleep. Really, i didn't touch it, natural faux hawk.
I must also say that the idea to take pictures of my hair came from Melissas great documentary of her own bed head/hair. Go check it out at flickr. It's pretty brilliant.... (start doing it again mel)





Yes it's pretty sweet if i say so myself. But what happens when the douche comes out in you? Well probably nothing or maybe hot chicks but this is what should happen:




Yes, that is a picture of me getting punched, don't ask.