a letter to Netflix

Dear Netflix and USPS,

why are you both trying to screw me? Seriously.
I've been a member of Netflix for 4 years now and not once have my movies been stalled like they are now. I send a movie in, the next one ships that same day. That's how it's been ever since day one. What happens when I get here? For some odd reason it takes 2 days after you receive my movie to even ship the next one. How does that make sense? And you, USPS, i can only imagine it's your fault that a movie that shipped last thursday is till not here (tuesday).
I blame you both for not entertaining me at night. What the hell else am I supposed to do?

m


P.S:Please netflix gods and the gods of my lonely nights, please do not let this continue. I can only watch free content on nbc.com and other major rival networks websites for so long. Oh and one more thing, please get a third party licensed DRM player for Mac so that I can at least watch netflix movies online in the comfort of my closoom. Thanks.