the next 3 digit blog

so last night and this morning consisted of a lot of things: Zombies, ladies with no skin on and a new phone game I came up with. So where to start? Ok, with the zombies.
It started as a place to hide from the zombies, in a small crappy pretty much wood shack that i didn't know my mom owned. There were a lot of us trying to cram into this one little upstairs studio, including my deceased grand mother (nice to see you grandma, nice to see things haven't changed). So I started getting antsy and well decided to go out there and kill some zombies. I'm not gonna lit there were a lot. As I ran towards the crowd of dead humans recently turned into zombies it all turned into a video game.... who couldn't see that coming? Yeah, that's it, thats the point of that story, let's move on.
She was a lady, I was a man. I was a doctor, or a doctors assistant anyway. I was at work and the procedure began in a large white room, there was a handful of us watching and helping. That poor woman was dead and he was opening her up to take a look inside. The skin was cut down across her jaw line and around the top of her head. It was pealed back onto the table. The skin was cut all the way down her abdomen and down her stomach exposing all that was inside. Mike was reading off the list, checking off all her different part. Stomach was there, liver, small intestine. lungs, bladder, etc. There were a couple of people in the corner of the room talking and someone else walked by saying hi to mike as he's doing this, nobody is paying much attention. Theres a slight gargle that come from the stomach and mike responds to it "You full a gas huh, don't blame you". As he keeps messing around in there pocking and having fun another noise now comes out of the body but more from the throat region. Mike jumps at that and screams. Now people are paying attention as am I of course, real attention now as Mike says "That's impossible" and right when he finished saying that the body starts to twitch, then move more and more. Everyone is backing up slowly sticking towards the corner forming a tighter group while the body now sits up. The woman now gets off the table to stand up, mumbles something and stumbling a bit. Everyone is frozen quiet, nothing. We watch this pile of blood and guts start moving a bit before she starts to realize something is wrong with her. To remedy the "openess: she basically just does a hair flick but with her entire body and magically all the skin falls back into place, where it once was, now with large gapping gashes from one end to the other. She can't see though and she doesn't know we're all in the corner of the room just staring at her, wondering what her next move is gonna be. She starts feeling out her surroundings and find what she is looking for, a stack of her clothes, a flowy dress that she easily puts on, it's almost like a hospital dress but one she like and thinks she looks good in. The problem now becomes that she realizes there is something wrong with her and she's on a mission to find out why and what has happened. She starts shuffling towards the door and all of us bunch in tighter being extremely quite as not to get her attention.
She opens the door and starts walking down the hall towards the reception area clearly following her memory of the place. We all shuffle by the door to watch as shes doing this, all of us still completely amazed she is walking around but also realizing that Mike fucked up, big time. It seems that at the exact moment I start realizing this she does as well and reaches for her iphone, Mike is the last person she called so she just has to press talk and its gonna ring. And Mike knows exactly what she is doing. He starts freaking out running into a corner and pulling the phone out of is pocket knowing that if it starts to ring we'll all be found by the sound of his phone. She's putting up to her hear.... waiting. Nothing from Mikes phone, good. A few people go out the door and head the opposite direction she is going, wanting to get as far away from here as possible, I can't, I have to watch this mystery unfold.
She reaches the reception area calling out a name but it's empty, no one is there and even if there was I doubt anyone would have responded seeing the site of a flappy skinned blind woman walking down the hall. Convinced there is no one there, with no where to go she turns around to head back to the room. At this point all of us are standing in the double doorway just watching what she was doing and we now realize we are in her way. People around me start to slowly walk away, some backwards, some take the to hallway but all very very light footed as the slightest sound might get her attention and we would all loose this game. It has now become a game of hide and go seek with a blind lady. As people are moving away i'm stunned, just sitting there not knowing where to go and my decision is taking too long. She is getting closer so i decide that the closer the better. I'm going to walk right past her and go the direction she came from cause I know she won't be going back that way when she reaches the room and the people in the room will be screwed cause they'll be stuck in there with her. So I start off slow, barely letting my feet touch the floor as i flail my arms in the air, as if that move is gonna me weight less and therefore make less noise when my feet touch the ground. One step... two steps, we're almost right next to each other. My third step would put us neck and neck, i would be home free after that but as the rubber of my shoe hits the lanoleum my shoe gives off a scream of pain as if i just killed it and she automatically turns her head. I freeze... waiting, thinking and knowing full well in about a second she's gonna reach out there and touch me. And then what? So I act fast, do a little shuffle and pretend that i was coming to see her this whole time. Clear my throat and gently ask "Excuse me miss, you shouldn't be out of your room". She does a little jolt, seemingly a bit surprised to finally be talking to someone. If she was actually blind she would have known that I couldn't just magically appear or should I say hear there all of a sudden. But she wasn't so to her she just hadn't heard me coming. "I think my doctor has left, why can't I see?"
"Well it looks like you should have left you're bed, they might not be done with you." I make something up and... "A lot of doctors got called for an emergency so let me take you back to your room. Get you back in your bed".
She accepts that answer and I gently grab her arm to guide her back to her room, the loose skin not quite matching her movement. As we walk into the room I still see everyone standing completely still in the corners fearing being caught and loosing as i had. I kinda smile as I sit her down and I look around the room at everyone. "Now try not to move around too much and relax till the doctor comes back" I say as I turn and head for the door. I see someone twitch thinking they're gonna follow me out the door but they miss they're window and are motionless again. I walk to the doorway with the double doors, do a 180, spread my arms open and grab both of the open doors. Take another look at everyone frozen around the room and then say "I'm sure someone will be here soon to help you out ms". And with that i pull my hands together closing both the doors shut. I smile to myself turn around and walk down the hallway.

Wow, that took a while huh? Well, onto the third thing. This one is a fun little game you do if you have your cell phone and you're bored or like me if its a saturday morning and you don't want to get out of bed cause it's too early and you have a bit of a hang-over.
(You may need a special kind of phone, the ones that show you the state when you put in the 10 digit number)
So basically you just start typing numbers and get weird area codes to see what state their from. like type in 714.555.5555 that's California. Keep going, ever wonder what 242 area code is? Go ahead, do it! (That's a fun one too). Can you figure out the area code for St. Lucia? I did this morning. Go ahead, have yourself some fun. I know it took up a good 20-30 mins of my time just finding out all the area codes of the USA, fun stuff.